Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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