I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
There r osticjed everywhere
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
whose parrot is this?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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