So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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