I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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