After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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