Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
