i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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