New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Everyone says I win the strip club
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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