i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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