Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she pinky promised me she was 18
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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