I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We need to get me chipped asap
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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