Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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