you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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