Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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