Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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