so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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