his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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