did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
