is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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