I just made out with a guy for $7.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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