Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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