what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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