We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
