oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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