OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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