My brain says no but my pants say off.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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