Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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