therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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