She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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