$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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