We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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