Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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