Do you still have your period?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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