So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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