you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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