i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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