how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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