Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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