is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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