But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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