i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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