Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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