your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she smelled like a LAN party
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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