I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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