Having a random hookup so left but love u
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize