He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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