whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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