wat bout pragnant strippers??
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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