I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
