the condom got lost in my hair
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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