i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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