once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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