I wish I could teleport
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
