I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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