just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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